Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for April 14, 2018

oh, drat

Linus is like me. All I have to do is walk past electronic gadgets for them to malfunction. We went to deal with some paperwork the other day and the scanner started to malfunction. I said, “Oh, wait, excuse me”—got up and moved away a couple of yards. Scanner worked fine.

He should look at everything she does.

Lucy is always blaming other people for her problems.

And then Lucy grew up to became Joan Crawford, aka Mommie Dearest….

What? Just by looking at it? Gee’s!

Jayzus bejayzus this child will be an absolute horror of a human being when she grows up.

Back before digital watches, every watch I ever wore would stop running after a few weeks or months. And these weren’t the cheapest that could be found either. Leave them off my wrist and they’d run fine. Guess I had a face that could stop a clock… ☺

It’s his superpower!

There was a reason we always likened my older sister to Lucy, that is exactly what my sister would have said. Boy, I sure hope she doesn’t read GoComics, I’ll be in deep doo-doo for this!