Jen Sorensen for April 05, 2016

Shouldn’t that be “Hermie”, as in hermaphrodite?

Bernie’s comrades are the bitter ones, not Hillary’s.

Shhhhh, the rare lil’ Jen crack on libs.

Justin (NOT Beiber) is ours, keep your hands off. Only fair to say his daddy Pierre started off being the darling too and ended up being loathed. No bets on who gets the key to global death, the Liar or the Loudmouth, better chance on Powerball

Meh. I love your work, Jen, thanks. That said, I’d rather have a mix of Hil and Bern than… ELSE! ;)

You don’t have to keep suffering through this. I am available to be acclaimed Emperor, I’ll be a benevolent despot, working mostly from home through e-dicts, laying the basis for the Federation of Planets.1. Lying or misrepresentaion of facts will not be tolerated.

That’s why it will never happen.

she forgot to mention Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. unlike the Republicans, most Democrats like all of our choices.

Cruz, just like Obama, had an American mother, therefore is an American also.

Some of my subjects may be interested in studying the proclamations of my predecessor, Norton I, Emperor of the United States And Protector of Mexico.http://www.notfrisco.com/nortoniana/

Ok, let’s make it official. We are going to make you bigger than Norton..It is hereby proclaimed on the 6th day of April in the year Two Thousand Sixteen, Grainpaw is vested as the Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, and Lord of Canada.Long May He Live!