The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 09, 2016

He’s missing an earpiece on his uncool glasses, too. The tape probably fell off.

He’s buttoned his shirt all the way up and he needs to be wearing sun glasses. Also, he should ditch the collared shirt, wear a regular T-shirt, and have a pack of Marlboro’s rolled up inside the sleeve.

Dale better watch himself, or he willhave a sour ending!!!

His shirt pocket is on the wrong side.

Dale didn’t relish the idea of standing in front of the class.

I always wanted to be cool as a Elvis.

Gad-zukes! He’s not a cucumber at all. No wonder he’s not cool.

He’s way too green with envy.

Arlo Guthrie doesn’t want him.

His shirt pocket is on the right side. It should be on the left side.

Even the instructor is uncool, wearing shades indoors.

I thought only potatoes were jacketed. But hey, thats just an English thing for Guy Fawkes’ Night Celebrations along with Hard Treacle and parkin( a molasses version of brownies)