Listen, PROVE I don’t weigh what it says on my license!I do have to update it tho…..my hair is dark brown on my license and I’ve since stopped dyeing it. I like it better “greige”
Is that large enough for your car and your lawn?@Marathon ZackWith enough excellent booze and a dear Korean friend as a house-guest for a couple of days, there’s nothing left to imagination brain-smashing-wise…What do I not leave to imagination (I’ve got quite a vivid one!) results in a much shorter list, but I don’t imagine that you folks’d be interested in my shopping- and to-do-lists.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
I don’t have a license, but my I.D. says I weigh 170. When the card expires, I’d better double check my weight.
x_Tech about 8 years ago
If Elliot has so much trouble deciphering a DL what’s he going to do when (if) he ever gets a pay check?Deposit the pay stub?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
X … I was kinda thinking along those lines.
If it says “Eyes: brown” and he has to ask what it means….
how will he figure out what they want where it says “Name” on his first a job application?
Address: “Casual” Sex: “Not right now, thanks,”Previous Job Title: “My Job.”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
Listen, PROVE I don’t weigh what it says on my license!I do have to update it tho…..my hair is dark brown on my license and I’ve since stopped dyeing it. I like it better “greige”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
Tony and the clueless know it all all there is to know Bev“That” is where it’s at!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Tony…(and Bev and Rose and Tigressy)
I’m not sure what it is or exactly where it is..but I’m pretty sure it’s lower than it used to be.
Knightman Premium Member about 8 years ago
Wha? Oh! Boy! I wish April fools had left, but its still here!
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
@Tony “What’s that?”That is what you use to prove you’re old enough to buy a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
“That” would be the thing that reminds me of all I need to do.
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
@tigressyOne thing I leave to my imagination is the effect of having my brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
I think 150 lbs is a healthy amount of imagination…
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
@Tony
“What’s that?”
I Like It Like That!
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
What do you leave to imagination?
I can’t imagine going to the laundromat…snerk
Tigressy about 8 years ago
Is that large enough for your car and your lawn?@Marathon ZackWith enough excellent booze and a dear Korean friend as a house-guest for a couple of days, there’s nothing left to imagination brain-smashing-wise…What do I not leave to imagination (I’ve got quite a vivid one!) results in a much shorter list, but I don’t imagine that you folks’d be interested in my shopping- and to-do-lists.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 8 years ago
What’s that? How the heck do I know? I never saw ANYTHING like it before! That’s the TRUTH and I’m stickin’ to it! YES SIR, I AM!