Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 29, 2016

oh, how obvious

Man, worst strategy book in history. Lio should sue the author.

He should have checked the author first. It isn’t Harry Houdini, but his super-fan/imposter Barry Bandini.

Hey, Tatulli! I want my money back! You’ve cheated Lio and me!

An S-cape artist is whoever is drawing Superman at any given time. S-capist literature, ya know.

Very realistic. I hear all these ads where these financial geniuses all have a free book to give you. Yeah, right!

Wow… kinda like the world’s smallest diet book.Page 1 Eat lessPage 2 Exercise morePage 3 Repeat

Journey homeward boundA sound of a dolphin callingTearing off the mask of manThe Tower my sole guideThis is who I amEscapist, paradise seekerFarewell now time to flyOut of sight, out of time, away from all lies

He escaped to buy a new box of Crayolas…

or as the once great man himself said " exit, stage left "…..or was it Snagglepuss?

Time to graduate from the children’s library.

Hard Choices, by Hillary Clinton

Oh boy.

Like the old Steve Martin joke: How To Make a Million Dollars and Never Pay Taxes:

1: Make a Million Dollars.

2: Never Pay Taxes.