Haggard Marty has taught himself to use the mouse with his left hand so he doesn’t have to put his drink down while trolling Holly Dobbs. Or whatever he’s doing with his right hand.
Usually when a girl defends her boyfriend by confronting a would-be assailant and breaking his jaw, people shrug it off. No wonder Kenzie’s surprised by the attention.
In all reality, Little Leisl says" Hey I know what will make you feel better , how about a threesome with me and Max if we call Boo and True it can be a fivesome, if we invite Mimi and Gil it will be too sick .I’ll call Mop and ask him to put the wrestling mats down ,he can watch. "
P-1: She breaks the dude’s jaw; but, she the one with a speech impediment. It should be:"I don’t feel strong anymore. I feel weak, not freak!P-2: Cue the bad Jazz Music as the “not really teens” porno scene begins. Or we could cue the Turtles’ "Imagine me and you, and you and me. Imagine how the world would be stuck in Milford forever.P-3: @ miffedmax – does that thing vibrate? & how can you finish third after only 2 games and you won at least one of those?
Thank goodness for P3. That makes up for not showing approximately 16 of the 18 games they’ve probably played by now. And speaking of 18, you should be at least 18 to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. It might be rated PG at the most.
kdizzle about 8 years ago
Haggard Marty has taught himself to use the mouse with his left hand so he doesn’t have to put his drink down while trolling Holly Dobbs. Or whatever he’s doing with his right hand.
seismic-2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Well, if there’s an authority on underachievement, it’s Marty Moon.
chiphilton about 8 years ago
Usually when a girl defends her boyfriend by confronting a would-be assailant and breaking his jaw, people shrug it off. No wonder Kenzie’s surprised by the attention.
TheBrownStarfish about 8 years ago
Well Menzi, maybe because in high school, you are a freak.
P2, Lisle to Menzie. Good thing Maxwell isn’t around now. I can make you feel better.
And in P3, Marty’s back from rehab with his trusty bottle of vodka on the console. Nice to have you back. Drink several for me.
Lukebunkin about 8 years ago
Looks like all the tech gear in Marti’s crapshak….er “studio” is from Fisher Price…except for the 5th of Absolute!
Mr Reality about 8 years ago
In all reality, Little Leisl says" Hey I know what will make you feel better , how about a threesome with me and Max if we call Boo and True it can be a fivesome, if we invite Mimi and Gil it will be too sick .I’ll call Mop and ask him to put the wrestling mats down ,he can watch. "
miffedmax about 8 years ago
Make fun of Moon all you want, but his about-to-be patented automated corn dog holder he’s testing is going to be huge! Huge!
twainreader about 8 years ago
P-1: She breaks the dude’s jaw; but, she the one with a speech impediment. It should be:"I don’t feel strong anymore. I feel weak, not freak!P-2: Cue the bad Jazz Music as the “not really teens” porno scene begins. Or we could cue the Turtles’ "Imagine me and you, and you and me. Imagine how the world would be stuck in Milford forever.P-3: @ miffedmax – does that thing vibrate? & how can you finish third after only 2 games and you won at least one of those?
twainreader about 8 years ago
more P-3: Is Marty making a joke about little Max "under"achieving? & how does Marty know who’s under and who’s on top?
twainreader about 8 years ago
P-2 revisited: Not with Maxwell around. Leisl reveals her real name is Barbara Felton, Agent 99.
twainreader about 8 years ago
I know it’s Feldon. Felton is a pun.
bearwku82 about 8 years ago
Knowing what he is talking about, Moonpie is critical of The Mudlarks watered down schedule.
dadscool about 8 years ago
Milford has a boy’s basketball team??
Mopman about 8 years ago
Thank goodness for P3. That makes up for not showing approximately 16 of the 18 games they’ve probably played by now. And speaking of 18, you should be at least 18 to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. It might be rated PG at the most.
doublepaw about 8 years ago
Seems like this strip is becoming more and more like Mary Worth.
chiphilton about 8 years ago
Yesterday it was “I can’t do this any more.” Today it’s “But not with Maxwell around.” Come on Kenzie, make up your mind.
wmac8898 about 8 years ago
Kenzie, it’s time to take off the Christmas light earrings.
kdizzle about 8 years ago
I don’t like to be critical of the artwork.
twainreader about 8 years ago
P-2: I feel like a freak. Leisl, do you know any?