Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 31, 2016

I did not touch that button! Nobody saw me touch that button! You can’t prove that I touched that button!

There was a big red button on a control panel at the last place I worked. I think the electricians put it there as a big joke, But I never pressed it.

It’s like a wet paint sign.

He needed a quick way to blast the beans out of his ears…….

He thought he was at Staples

He should have paid attention to the Roadrunner cartoons: gotta watch out for Acme products!

What about when Elmer Fudd pressed the red button, and his house went way above the ground? Then Daffy came by with a blue button to get him down.

Over thirty years ago there was a dynamite shed about two miles from my parents home. Apparently two young boys out hunting didn’t believe the warning signs and are believed to have fired into the shed. The blast was heard over forty miles away (the windows on my parents house facing the blast cracked) and no trace of the boys was found. I read warning signs and labels very carefully.

Once, I placed very authentic-looking yellow warning signs on some furniture, which read “DRY PAINT”. No one sat on any of the furniture.