Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 11, 2016

But, telemarketers just call every number, one after another, with no concern for anybody’s name.

Tim’s newly spelled surname looks like a stutter.

Bed and breakfast in the middle of the sea… where are you supposed to get your other meals?

Do you pronounce that name “peas and rice”?

That seems a little extreme to avoid telemarketers. I just refuse to answer the phone to numbers and names I don’t recognize. If it’s important, they’ll leave a message.

Apparently if you create a name like Aaaaaaa Aaaaaaa for your email Contacts list, it’s supposed to help protect you from having your list hacked and sending spam and/or viruses to people on it. I’ve done that and it (mostly) seems to work. !0000 is supposed to be effective, too.

So a catfish don’t feel but taste you holding them.

I first read this as he changed his name to “Deter Telemarketers”.But now that my meds have kicked in………

Wow,Tim. That’s pretty stupid.

I imagine pronouncing it with a raspberry: “THPPPPBT-rice.”

and with all those taste buds they’re still bottom feeders

According to Google Earth, Cape Fear, NC is 98 miles NW inland of the Atlantic Ocean?!?

I don’t remember if it was in a school science film or on Discovery (an educational TV show for kids in the 1960s), but that’s how I heard that fish can taste all over their bodies. Fish in general, no particular species mentioned.