Monty by Jim Meddick for April 03, 2016
April 02, 2016
April 04, 2016
Transcript:
Hi. I just want to buy these chattering teeth... Ok... Let's see... I can't quite make out the price... Um... I need my glasses... Ah yes that'll be $6.95... Will that be cash check or charge? Cash. Speak up, son! I can't hear you! Cash! Very good... $6.95 outta ten... And with tax... Your total comes to... $7.39 Ding! Let's never shop here again. And now your change...
NormyBates about 8 years ago
Too funny. A tribute to Groucho?
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I have to have those chattering teeth, you said! Well, I hope you enjoy them. The seller did!
e.groves about 8 years ago
I wonder what inspired this?
arcgap about 8 years ago
tax rate narrows Monty down to about 5 states
ron about 8 years ago
Reminds me of the guy who hired a really stupid counterfeiter to print some money. He said he didn’t want 20’s because they were the most commonly counterfeited. So the counterfeiter printed him a stack of $15 bills. “Now what am I going to do with these?” the guy thought. But he was stuck with them. One day while driving out in the country he stopped for gas. The station had one attendant, a older, rather stupid looking man. So he asked the attendant if he could ‘break’ one of the $15 bills. “Why sure, sonny!” the old man said. He went to the register and came back and said, “Here you go! Two sixes and one three.”
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 8 years ago
The Stephen King story gone wrong…