Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 11, 2016

If it’s real my brain would permanently be at my groin considering I don’t drink coffee….

Aha !!! I always thought so but now we have scientific proof. Thanks Horace/Samson.

Whereas Tequila has just the opposite effect

The sixth cup blows the top of your head off.

That sounds about right. I need a couple more cups before my brain is where it should be. Good demonstration Horace.

Do you need as many cups of espresso? Or what about ‘Death Wish’ coffee, with robusta beans?

If my brain is in my belly before coffee, I doubt it’ll fit in my head anymore…

So… after you go to the bathroom, you make all your decisions with your groin?

Couldn’t we get this also with cuppas of tea?

That is a truth-fact.