Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2016

No, that Queen Victoria one is even worse.

Frog Applause is definitely the best sequential art beginning with the letters F and A that currently exists

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I bet you think this lame is about you….You’re such a pain,

For your Venus Fly Trapp, Capp,Fishnet Friday, It’s your I don’t wanna care day.

I’m assuming that these are real comments from real [disgruntled] readers. But there’s no need for us to bash other strips here. After all,

Promote what you love, don’t bash what you hate.

Yes, we feel the love…

These and other unsolicited testimonials will be repeated at intervals during our 2016 Levitate the Lame Telethon. Be sure to tune in, and keep the pledges coming!

TAKE NOTES!

Oh, please! You’re much too modest. (FYI – self loathing is treatable) Just so you’ll know – I never, not even once, laughed at “Nancy and Sluggo.”

If any redeeming feature ever shows up in FA, I am outta here like pork chops at a bar mitzvah.

Are the “W”, “T” and “F” buttons on your keyboard not getting enough of a workout?Then Frog Applause is the cranial laxative you crave!Lubricating and softening in a time-tested manner since 2006, Frog Applause has all the flavors of spectrum refraction for deceptive digestion!Don’t look for this Sign of Quality, it’s not there.We now return you to Dragon Girl

I’ve been revisiting Alan Sherman’s 1973 classic, The Rape of the A*P*E*, a celebration of the fact the author survived to an era when such filth could get past the censors to publication. The type of subversion that ended a war & a Presidency. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll plotz.

Dragon Girl????Isn’t the chicken dance a way to think, “Hey a Chicken, Mmmm”!!

So where do I go to get the shrimp?

How about “dangerously recursive”?And if you go chasing rabbits, who are chasing rabbits who are chasing rabbits, remember to pack a lunch.

@INGSOCYelling “April Fools!” whenever you eff up always makes it better.

I love self-deprecating comic like Frog and Pearls! Artists with a sense of humor.

Given that today is 1 April, I am inclined to be suspicious of these three mock mockers. I will instead wager that they are hired shills, paid to raise our ire in defense of Frog Applause.But Frog Applause is not in need of defense. It is lame enough to survive on its own contestable merits….