Peter has found a new use for PAM ! By plastering plenteous passels of the Product of Arthur Meyerhoff to the posterior of his pots, he’s empowered for precipitated plummeting down any prominence or promontory.
They don’t call him Peter Pam for nothing !
Personally, I perceive Peter to be partially, potty !
There was a hill behind our elementary school where we’d slide down on our slick soled shoes. Dry grass in the Autumn was slippery as ice. Some guys would wax the soles of their shoes.
I think Harley’s gonna catch the tips of those things on the edge of the sidewalk. He should feel fortunate that the fire hydrant is as far away as it is . . .
One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, “Petey, don’t hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss.”
So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss.
Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned over and hissed in the pit.
Petey’s mother heard Petey hissing in the pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott’s pit and hiss in her pit.
Petey went over to Mrs. Pott’s pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home so he hissed in her pit anyway.
While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott’s pit Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit.
She said, “Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don’t hiss in my pit; go to your own pit and hiss.”
This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home.
When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying and said, “Petey, what’s the matter?”
Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott’s to hiss in her pit but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway. Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her pit and said, “Petey, if you must hiss in a pit go to your own pit and hiss, don’t hiss in my pit.”
This made Petey’s mother very angry and she said, "Why that mean old Lady!
(Are you ready for this one?)
I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn’t have a pit to hiss in…
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 8 years ago
Very interesting ankle-feet anatomy…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
I’ve had pot stickers before, but never pot sliders.
Superfrog about 8 years ago
This will be a demonstration sport at the next Olympics.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 8 years ago
I’m sure here in Oregon, pot sliding has a whole different meaning.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
When in doubt, lube.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
Um…Well, When in doubt, lube…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
Linguist about 8 years ago
Peter has found a new use for PAM ! By plastering plenteous passels of the Product of Arthur Meyerhoff to the posterior of his pots, he’s empowered for precipitated plummeting down any prominence or promontory.
They don’t call him Peter Pam for nothing !
Personally, I perceive Peter to be partially, potty !
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
There was a hill behind our elementary school where we’d slide down on our slick soled shoes. Dry grass in the Autumn was slippery as ice. Some guys would wax the soles of their shoes.
Linguist about 8 years ago
@beviek and @Happy, Happy, Happy !!! (etc)
>>>>>Are you suggesting that @Dogsniff is a pothead ?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
: D
Foghorn about 8 years ago
Excellent!! LOL
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
Concrete sliding, however, is not nearly so much fun…
Vet Premium Member about 8 years ago
It would work.I remember as a kid using the cookie sheet to slide in the snow…..sled was broke.
Raider Red Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think Harley’s gonna catch the tips of those things on the edge of the sidewalk. He should feel fortunate that the fire hydrant is as far away as it is . . .
annette143NotMe about 8 years ago
may I join you?
annette143NotMe about 8 years ago
I don’t dare post this image so it shows.
http://s26.postimg.org/gt2140hnd/smoking_crack.jpg
annette143NotMe about 8 years ago
This should be read out loud.
You probably can’t do it with a straight face.
Petey was a snake, only so big.
Petey lived in a pit with his mother.
One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, “Petey, don’t hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss.”
So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss.
Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned over and hissed in the pit.
Petey’s mother heard Petey hissing in the pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott’s pit and hiss in her pit.
Petey went over to Mrs. Pott’s pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home so he hissed in her pit anyway.
While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott’s pit Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit.
She said, “Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don’t hiss in my pit; go to your own pit and hiss.”
This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home.
When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying and said, “Petey, what’s the matter?”
Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott’s to hiss in her pit but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway. Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her pit and said, “Petey, if you must hiss in a pit go to your own pit and hiss, don’t hiss in my pit.”
This made Petey’s mother very angry and she said, "Why that mean old Lady!
(Are you ready for this one?)
I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn’t have a pit to hiss in…
annette143NotMe about 8 years ago
glad u liked it. I will tell the guy who sent it to me.
annette143NotMe about 8 years ago
Happy, want the travel size?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 8 years ago
A shaggy snake story.