Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 15, 2016
February 14, 2016
February 16, 2016
Transcript:
R.J: So we were hired to unwittingly deliver your Dad to skull? What's your Dad's game plan, anyway? Rip Haywire: I've been wondering that since I ws 8 years old! Right now I wanna know why skull blew up our plane! Man: Dutch Haywire!?! When I heard I was receiving an alliance operative as a prisoner, I had no idea it was the top Banana. Dutch Haywire: I'm here to strike an accord with your boss, my ex-wife Dr. Pain. Rip Haywire: Get her on the phone, pronto... Man: Why don't we wait til off-peak hours? I've got a budget to consider! Rip Haywire: Don't you guys have Skype? Man: Are you kidding? Have you seen the wi-fi signal out here?
Chrisdiaz801 about 8 years ago
Being a villain may be cool, but it’s apparently cheap. On a side note, it will be interesting what twists have been added to Dr.Pain’s origin, like if she is familiar with Cobra Carson(This is in the new Uni-Rip-verse).
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
How sweet, a family reunion.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Well, I am annoyed with Skull for blowing up the airplane. I have no sympathy to see them on a budget and with a weak WIFI signal!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
That’s I like this. This sound like stuff we would write!
SkyFisher about 8 years ago
You num-Skulls! That plane was a valuable asset you could have used.(sigh…) Crime doesn’t pay…when the criminals are this stupid!
B LeCren about 8 years ago
“Honey… I’m Ba-ack!”
dimndno about 8 years ago
Maybe, just maybe, Rip’s parents can reconcile, and the whole Haywire clan can be one big happy family and live happily ever after….Naaahhh!
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
And the Dragoncat Award for Best LOL goes to……SkyFisher! Good one…