Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 12, 2016

Tony and the Meat Eater Bev.Of course I eat meat, we had pork chops for dinner.A meal without meat is a salad.BTW I could teach that brat not to be sarcastic in about 2 minutes flat. And he would remember it!

A lifelong self-proclaimed meatatarian.

Do I eat meat?

Sure, Tony…. whatcha got?

Meanwhile… I guess I was wrong…I thought a lapdog cocktail was one of these…

Meat? Yes I am a carnivore! I love tasty meat!

I’m a life member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). Like Ron White, I didn’t get to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

I am a card-carrying carnivore.

I make a killer Cajun meatloaf.

Meat, meat, and more meat. The meatier, the better.

Sorry. Never have, and never will.

@Tony“Do you eat meat?”.I’ve always said – you can’t beat meat.Oh – wait – maybe you can.

I just don’t understand vegetarians. I mean, they’re made of meat!

The first time I read something was “vegan,” I thought they were talking about something from the star Vega…

QOTD #2: My wife had four babies, not only do I know how but my dad told me there was a way to stop it from happening again.

@Tony

“Do you eat meat?”

Is there anything else?

Do you know how (regarding P3)?

Huh?

@ QOTD 2: “Do you know how to answer a question without being sarcastic?”Of course, if you want some really lame answer. ;p

@Tony I devour meat! But then I feel guilty. I do love meatloaf but only my own or my mom’s.

I am an omnivore.

The hubby never liked meatloaf till he tried mine. It tastes just like a big meatball. It tastes even better the next day cold in a sandwich. Great now I’m hungry…..thanks Tony!

Just because I know how doesn’t mean I will.

nosirrom That looks like a very painful way to go about it.