Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 08, 2016

Must have been a bad hare day.

That’s where the best shell scripts are written.

In this case shouldn’t that be: " You can’t run, but you can hide."

She’s not hiding. She’s got her thinking cap on.

It’s a bitch when to stay home to work but you still have to go in to the office.

I thought the shell was home for a turtle.

Actually, Barb is doing her job just right, as a sales rep for a flooring manufacturer. That’s right, she’s a rep tile.

As there was a turtle/tortoise “streaker” at the Puppy Bowl yesterday – perhaps it was her and now she is hiding in shame and embarrassment.