Close to Home by John McPherson for February 11, 2016

That’s how I fix squeaks and rattles – not play Iron Maiden, but turn the radio up louder ….

I wondered why some drivers turn up their stereo so loud. Didn’t realize it was because they were too cheap to fix the cars.

He says Iron Maiden but why does it look like an AC/DC emblem on that CD?

$300? These days that’s just the admission fee.

I fixed my squeak with a mouse trap.

Ah the ENSU (Engine noise suppression unit), or as some call it “The radio”.

I will definitely plagiarize that.

Run for the hills… that mechanic is trying to get you to run silent, run deep!

says Iron Maiden but shows an AC/DC cd???

This I understand.