“I have two ambitions in life; one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.”- Oliver Reed
Those two are so totally in love.
When I drink wineThe spirit of my flaming soulCasts open the Heavens of ParadiseShines like a plumed phoenix In the timeless ebbs and flows of the trackless void.When I drink beer, I fart. Enos
He should wait until she had more than one adult beverage…
“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”.
Sounds more like Popeye : I yam what I yam !
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
“I have two ambitions in life; one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.”- Oliver Reed
Simon Seamount about 8 years ago
Those two are so totally in love.
PoodleGroomer about 8 years ago
When I drink wineThe spirit of my flaming soulCasts open the Heavens of ParadiseShines like a plumed phoenix In the timeless ebbs and flows of the trackless void.When I drink beer, I fart. Enos
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
He should wait until she had more than one adult beverage…
Dirty Dragon about 8 years ago
“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”.
Mary McNeil Premium Member about 8 years ago
Sounds more like Popeye : I yam what I yam !