Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 31, 2016

I don’t golf, but don’t ALL clubs not match?

My clubs don’t match either. They look the same, but some hook, some slice, and none of them hit straight (except when I compensate for the hook or the slice).

Are you a Plugger if you’ve played fewer holes of golf than the number of clubs in your bag?

II use a croquet mallet and a hockey stick. And to answer your next question: Standing up. In a hammock.

If you play golf at all you must be a rich plugger…

Plugger Golf: If I hit it to the left it’s a hook; if I hit it to the right it’s a slice; if I hit it straight it’s a miracle.

Funny. But now I’m a plugger I have a full set and more (6 drivers I still can’t use – I borrow my wife’s), but when I was a kid I had a half-set made up of all my father’s left-overs.

A happy Plugger Golfer is one whose score for 18 holes is less that their blood pressure.

Who needs a bag? A lot of short courses can be played with just a five iron and a putter…

*FEWER than ….

Pluggers play golf ?