C'mere y'll varmints! Yeee haaa! Git outta that tree, critter! It's round up time! It's... Aaahhh! Actually that saying is fairly accurate... It is pretty difficult to herd cats.
When we moved to Houston, decades back, our cat escaped from the van, and we were walking up and down the block trying to find her. My cousin’s roommate came along, and we told him we were looking for a black and white cat about yay big and resumed the search. When we got back to the spot, Lewis was there with at least three cats, all black and white, all about the right size, sitting at his feet. “Are any of these yours?” .They weren’t, but it was damned impressive. They were just sitting quietly, and they all met the description. I found our cat hiding in the bushes a few minutes later.
Hey, E.B., pop/soda isn’t good for you. It will tarnish your innards.Cat-herder Monty looks surprisingly intact at the end of his reckless adventure: I don’t see more than nine scratches on him (3 forehead, 3 nose, 3 cheek)….
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
Looks like Monty will be all tied up for the rest of the weekend!
pearlsbs about 8 years ago
If Monty survives this maybe next he can test out how many ways there are to skin a cat.
fishbulb239 about 8 years ago
I wonder if he’ll try something easier next time. If I was a fish in a barrel, I’d be getting a bit nervous right about now.
Kip W about 8 years ago
When we moved to Houston, decades back, our cat escaped from the van, and we were walking up and down the block trying to find her. My cousin’s roommate came along, and we told him we were looking for a black and white cat about yay big and resumed the search. When we got back to the spot, Lewis was there with at least three cats, all black and white, all about the right size, sitting at his feet. “Are any of these yours?” .They weren’t, but it was damned impressive. They were just sitting quietly, and they all met the description. I found our cat hiding in the bushes a few minutes later.
slhansen07 about 8 years ago
I am literally LOL. Great one fishbulb.
pearlsbs about 8 years ago
There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain’t no way that the cat’s gonna like it. – Jed Clampett
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Hey, E.B., pop/soda isn’t good for you. It will tarnish your innards.Cat-herder Monty looks surprisingly intact at the end of his reckless adventure: I don’t see more than nine scratches on him (3 forehead, 3 nose, 3 cheek)….
prince valiant Premium Member about 8 years ago
Still don’t know why you would want to herd cats or even want a herd of cats.
IQTech61 about 8 years ago
The problem with herding cats is not violence – it is indifference.