Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 22, 2016
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Transcript:
Dear Lord Satan, please accept this sacrificial ram. Ah dammit. Guys, that's a goat. Right? They're different. A ram is, like, a boy goat, right? A goat is any member of capra aegagrus. A ram is a male sheep that hasn't been castrated. So, you still want it, or... No. No animals! Why would I want wool in hell anyway? Who told you that? heh heh heh
rbmumsie over 8 years ago
? Huh?
Ida No over 8 years ago
God: “Oh, and hey guys, when you sacrifice stuff like that, take out all the good parts first. Satan doesn’t use them and you can stuff it all into a grinder and make delicious sausages for yourselves.”
rbmumsie over 8 years ago
Is that golden coin thing supposed to represent God?
Kamino Neko over 8 years ago
Yes, that’s God. I think it’s meant to be a communion wafer, though I’ve always seen it as a Glory.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Good boy. You draw cartoon of our god, we keeeeeeeell you.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
If we’re made in God’s image, and we have a sense of humor, then, working backward, God must have a sense of humor, too. However, it would be of cosmic proportions. But sometimes, just as we appreciate the burlesque of The Three Stooges, God must appreciate things similarly silly. Satan must be a favorite foil of His, as he seems to take himself way too seriously. Would the old banana peel on the ground trick work on Satan?
markjoseph125 over 8 years ago
Makes as much sense as any other religion, and more than some.