Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 02, 2016
February 01, 2016
February 03, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Well, here we are in Hawaii. Two hours to get to the airport. Everything but a strip search at security, and nine hours on the plane. This better be some honeymoon. Man: Wow. Sounds like the honeymoon is already D.O.A.
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Farside99 about 8 years ago
If you’re there long enough, you’ll forget the 9 hours on the plane…but not the (almost) strip search….
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
The last time I used a commercial airline was 12 years ago leaving from Cleveland and returning to Minneapolis. I was pulled out of the line and taken into a room where a strip search was performed! It was humiliating, and of course, they found nothing as I had nothing to hide!
It was the last time I was on a plane for anywhere, and I will never fly again, unless I’m in a wooden box! The TSA is an absolute joke, and has a 93% failure rate, yet we continue to fund this asinine program! Absolute absurdity!
grossvatter about 8 years ago
Schnell Schnell,we have 10 mintues to get to the beach LUAU!! You can do the Hula with BIF and GUY…Ooo-La—la
kcycrs about 8 years ago
I’ve decided that if I’m ever required to go through a strip search by the TSA I’ll make a point to obtain an erection. What legal actions could they take against me? As long as I don’t actually fondle myself it can be deemed a natural reaction.