Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 02, 2016
February 01, 2016
February 03, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Well, here we are in Hawaii. Two hours to get to the airport. Everything but a strip search at security, and nine hours on the plane. This better be some honeymoon. Man: Wow. Sounds like the honeymoon is already D.O.A.
The last time I used a commercial airline was 12 years ago leaving from Cleveland and returning to Minneapolis. I was pulled out of the line and taken into a room where a strip search was performed! It was humiliating, and of course, they found nothing as I had nothing to hide!
It was the last time I was on a plane for anywhere, and I will never fly again, unless I’m in a wooden box! The TSA is an absolute joke, and has a 93% failure rate, yet we continue to fund this asinine program! Absolute absurdity!
The last time I used a commercial airline was 12 years ago leaving from Cleveland and returning to Minneapolis. I was pulled out of the line and taken into a room where a strip search was performed! It was humiliating, and of course, they found nothing as I had nothing to hide!
It was the last time I was on a plane for anywhere, and I will never fly again, unless I’m in a wooden box! The TSA is an absolute joke, and has a 93% failure rate, yet we continue to fund this asinine program! Absolute absurdity!