Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 06, 2016

He just needs something to sausage his conscience.

Maybe he doesn’t have the chops….but what I think he doesn’t have is the guts!

So make no bones about it, he should bloody well reconsider.

After all, he has no real steak in the business…. and he’s in his prime, when he still has a choice.

That’s just offal.

For vacation, he enjoys hiking the Appalachian Entrail.

You’re really in a stew, Chuck.

It took real guts to make today’s cartoon.

He could become an artist. He can already draw flies.

He’s been having a baaad time with the ovine chops. And when he gets the pork mixed with the beef, well that’s the wurst. Apparently his guidance counselor gave him a bum steer.

He really does have a beef with the business.

The job did not meat his expectations. Now he doesn’t veal very well.

His problem started when he took a Tern for the Wurst..Very old joke, but then, so am I.