Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 22, 2010

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    ksoskins  almost 14 years ago

    And that Barbie doll was elected governor of Alaska; everyone’s heard about Caribou Barbie.

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    fredbuhl  almost 14 years ago

    Must be Nancy Pelosi– Botox Barbie.

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    Barbie goes to Washington, with briefcase and palm pen.

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    Hoomi  almost 14 years ago

    Who here is old enough to remember the “Happy to Be Me” dolls from the 80s? They were made as a realistic alternative to Barbie, with proportions more in line with what a real woman would have.

    Kids didn’t want realistic. “Happy to Be Me” went out of production quickly, and Barbie is still here.

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    ChiehHsia  almost 14 years ago

    Sheik Yerbouti, good one. I was going to make that comparison too, but you beat me to the punch.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    To the depths of the shallow, exploring the outer fringes of mediocrity.

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    lazygrazer  almost 14 years ago

    The first time I saw a Barbi doll I was sure there must be batteries somehow involved.

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    thejimbodanza  almost 14 years ago

    Barbie so often leads to cheerleading, cosmetics, and Republicanism

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    It helps to realize that John W. Ryan, the man who “designed” the Barbie doll, used to design missiles before he went to work for Mattel. He certainly got those warheads in place.

    I put the word designed in quotes because Barbie was actually adapted from a German doll called “Bild Lilli” without paying any royalties to the originator (five years after Barbie went on sale, Mattel eventually ponied up and bought the rights)..

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