Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 22, 2010

Quick! Everybody wake up!!!!!!

I noticed the abscounding of Grace the Face. I think the thief is up to no good. The TDL must remain alert!

I too suffer from exploding head syndrome.

Such a drama-queen. Really!

Thanks for the warning.

Another comic about one of my ex-girlfriends….geez, it’s like some kind of conspiracy or something…

@3hourtour -

So are Drama Queens!!

I used to date someone like that!

Never a dull moment, but then, never a sane one, either!

Whatever you do, don’t cut the red wire! Or is it the blue one…

now, who is going to wipe that brain matter off the wall?

the least you could have done is explode your head outside

Explode already and put US out of our misery!

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED ate the last Klondike bar and the AC hasn’t worked for 9 days. I’d explode if I wasn’t so scared of her. Am I ticking or simmering?

Mmmmm… pound cake.

What? Vlad isn’t offering us pound cake? You’re crazy. I’m pretty sure he’s offering us Eastern European hospitality. You can tell by his friendly smile.

That’s “Tippi Hedren” not “Tippy”.

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/tippy-hedren.html

I’m sure that Teresa will get right on that.

Hmmmmm, what time IS it?

Hey! It’s Bette Davis in “REVENGE OF THE KILLER CACTUSES!”

Marg - boil some water and cut the cleanest bed sheet you can find into strips for bandages (save a large piece for a surrender flag in case Teresa has French heritage).

Shy & U - stop diddling yourselves and mount the ramparts instead of each other.

otto, loco and jt - the TDL may need cannon fodder. Get your affairs in order, say goodbye to your loved ones, saddle up and prepare to charge with the Light Brigade.

I’ll take Vlad and those big-eared Griner Bros on a daring and dangerous flanking maneuver to locate agents to negotiate a book deal and movie rights (including our starring rolls - Amphibians at the Gate? Frog Applause Now? Teresa’s Heroes?).

No sacrifice will be too great for the TDL (but let’s be reasonable here - if anything happens to T while we’re on our mission, well, that might make the book/movie/TV deal worth just that much more).

I looked at those mushrooms and I couldn’t figure out why Teresa would post those. Then I looked with Teresa’s dirty mind and everything became clear. …and kinda kinky.

Moab, Utah?!? We’re going to Moab in Oct. in seach of the beautious coprolite. I hope I find some blue-green petrified wood! And gizzard stones.

Sheet is all ripped into bandages, Rotifer. Water is aboil.

23 VII 10, 1:00 AM–

Where’s our Friday Frog Applause?! And Fishnet Friday in the Frog Blog?

Vlad, please check that Teresa is all right!

Yes, Hot dogs really are the perfect gift. What a lady orders on her dog tells a lot about her- and whether or not she is a lady.