Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 26, 2016

Leisl knows what’s up. #makinbacon

Who’s sitting to Kenzie’s right? I’ve heard of women with man hands, but this guy has a bad case of woman hands.

Menzie, hangin’ with the rest of the boys in P1. Maxwell replies, You mean all of the guards at once, right? Hell, even I can bench 110 pounds.

Leisle wants in on that first 3some.

Something is wrong with the drawing in P2

It’s good to see that MILFord is still maintaining long established rivalries as opposed to those schools named after exits on 1-75.Wish Climax was in their league!Hell, Pinckney

The more I see Ken(zie), the more I keep thinking about that old commercial that used to be on TV. I don’t remember the product, but the catch line seems fitting for this storyline. “Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”

By the way, I didn’t see any comment from HooDad yesterday. I hope we don’t have to hitch up the sled dogs and go out for a search and rescue mission.

Yes, but is Maxwell giving Sign Man and Fist Pump Man a ride to the game?

Kid in the back of the bus is trying to text on a first generation cell phone with an antenna.

P1: Funny peculiar or funny ha-ha?

@terry928: No, the Emergency Exit doors are always mounted the the Exit sign on the floor. Remember kids, keep your heads down.

Max is just a nice guy. He said something about shooting and going for the rim.

Kenzie eats her potato chips with a fork. Kind of like George Costanza and his Snickers bars.

Shooting range of 5 feet- beats Shaq by 3

Does Menzie’s logic make sense to anyone? “I’m way stronger than the guards on my team, but I can’t make a shot other than a layup.” And who’s that dude with the poor posture in P2? And speaking of poor posture, make sure you are sitting upright in a nice firm chair when you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp. (Well that was a weird segue.)

Does Kenzie have Secret with the rolling ball which distributes the deodorant evenly with a pleasant fragrance or Mennen Speed Stick, slapped on without care?

So, she’s tall, strong … and slow on the uptakeI smell All Conference!