Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 14, 2016
February 13, 2016
February 15, 2016
Transcript:
Frank: My friend is looking for a Valentine's Day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart, so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears, so he's a good listener. And an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most importantly, I was very careful when working on his chest....Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place! Girl: Will you be my valentine?
TREEINTHEWIND about 8 years ago
It’s a good thing that she’s not too picky when it comes to looks…….. you can’t win them all…….. happiness covers a lot of zits……..
mourdac Premium Member about 8 years ago
And, according the Mel Brooks, quite ‘endowed’, not that that makes a difference.
InTraining about 8 years ago
But does it have an undo or a least a reset button… ? ? ?
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Just precious…
whahoppened about 8 years ago
Um…the phrase was "It’s tuwooo! it’s tuwooo!(with a heavy lisp, didn’t know how else to spell it. ‘Two’ just didn’t work.