The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 22, 2016
January 21, 2016
January 23, 2016
Transcript:
I need to go shopping. Means: I've got to get out of the house and relax for a bit. Maybe look at boots. I need to go shopping. Means: my need for something has now reached a critical point. I need to go shopping. Means: my obsessive desire for some trivial toy has driven everything else out of my brain. I need to go shopping. Means: I've been listening to overnight call-in radio again. I need bags of concrete and defensive weapons.
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cutiepie29 over 8 years ago
You know, I think I need to go shopping. Anyone willing to lend me a couple hundred?
Space_cat over 8 years ago
Funny how the last panel sounds the most reasonable after you read the first three.
Beale_Knight over 8 years ago
Yes – this just about nails it from all perspectives.
Al Nala over 8 years ago
A friend of mine listened one night and heard about a secret underground prison for dissenters. He knew it well. I can say no more.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Does Eddie needs to go Shopping?
Number Three over 8 years ago
I’m one of the few women who hate shopping. I can only stand it for about an hour.
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Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
I am so glad I’m different!
english.ann over 8 years ago
Reading Larry’s meaning reminds me of how I DO shop for some things in health & beauty departments that ARE needs, not mere desires like Sarah’s and Toby’s. Grocery shopping is mostly done after I’ve decided which of many recipes to follow for the week. And that depends on what items are on sale at which of several stores? Which of my ecoupons will expire soon? And which store has the best bargain for any one particular grocery?I never shop to relax. Close scrutiny is a part of shopping for clothes, shoes and kitchenware.
starcandles Premium Member over 8 years ago
That is the funniest & truest strip of the week! I am still laughing!
mafastore over 8 years ago
I hate shopping. Husband loves to walk around in stores – not buy stuff as if we can’t afford it we don’t buy it and generally not unless we need it.
My big time out alone is one day a month I get to go to a club meeting, return the soda bottles and run any errands he does not like to do.