F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 13, 2016

ESP-ress mail??

and pay for it when?

Actually, between Amazon and Google, they’re getting pretty close to reminding me of what I need to order again before I remember it.

That’s even faster than when Wile E. Coyote orders from ACME.

This is how I want on line ordering to actually work

“Relativistic Express; for when your parcel absolutely, positively has to be there.”

I did read something a while back that Amazon was thinking about shipping an item out before you even ordered it based on how long your mouse hovered over the add to cart button, or something like that. I don’t know if they were ever planning on implementing it, but it sounds cool in theory.

“Thank you for calling Psychic Shopping! Yes we do, and it should be arriving in the next 5 minutes, your account has already been debited….”

With all due respect to Philip K. Dick (but not Tom Cruise).

Pants?

Some great comments for a change…

Now you don’t need to order it, because you already have it.

This is what can happen if computing goes faster than the speed of light

hahahaha XD