The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2016

The GodMoth-er

He thinks he’s tough…wait till he meets Polly Esther….she’ll stand up to any moth.

I’d be very careful around Carl…he has large container full of mothballs…

Carl needs to hire an extortionist exterminator with some balls.

The moth’s Caterpillar Co. is just a front.

Oh! I like that!

And wear a black turtle neck sweater for the mock execution.

Then Carl decided to redecorate his store in a south seas motif with Tiki torches.

Finally, I understand the Mothman Prophesies…..

The Moth-ia.

Hey. Back in the corner…

Is that THE Argyle Sweater?

Hey, schizophrenics, it’s a talking moth. Get a clue. Plus the whole store is made of cedar. Signed: Builder Bob.

Exxxxxxcellent.

Could be the moth is threatening to lay eggs in all the sweaters – a very slow but thorough punishment.

I’d be happier if the “enforcer” looked more like a clothes moth and less like a silkworm moth!

holy-shirt!