Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 06, 2016

Wilco is not much of a disciplinarian. I hope I spelled that right.

Just say NO!

Surely ‘historical accuracy’ would demand that Bucky sinks the ship rather than merely ruining it on dry land?

I may be totally dreaming this up, but did not warships, or really any sailing ships, from the era in question often have a cat or cats on board to assist in controlling the presence of rats and other vermin? If so, wouldn’t the sinking of such a ship perforce include the drowning of said felines? Perhaps Rob, and especially Satchel, would do well to remind the Buckster of the full extent of the consequences of his new- found dedication to historical accuracy.

Three words for you, Rob: Tin. Foil. Hat.

Bucky doesn’t need help from radio antennas to be evil. He already is.

Bucky is an overlord.

Sigh Rob, Rob, Rob… it’s just plaster, maybe brick at most, not a Faraday cage.

The reason for the sinking was that they planned to fire a salute as they sailed into the maiden voyage. Therefore, the lower gun ports were open. But a couple of strong gusts of wind tipped the ship and the gun ports went under the waterline. The ship quickly filled with water and went down after sailing only a few hundred yards!

Most cats would welcome death over a dunking.

actually,evil overlords might explain a great deal. bucky is no ordinary mean rotten cat

also, maybe the raffle should go to a good cause. there’s bound to be a ton of people who would buy a ticket for the chance to drown bucky. neutering stray cats, perhaps