WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 11, 2016

hey, pal, it’s a treadmill, not a bread mill. i don’t care if you think it tastes better than a rice cake.

If its lubricated with sweat, it will slide down easier

You shouldn’t eat a treadmill.

All that sweat dripping on it makes it salty.

He doesn’t care about the five second rule.