Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 26, 2010

Oh, if only such a creature existed…

if only…

Humor in the face of catastrophe. Wiley allows us to laugh.

So- what happens as he gets bigger and bigger?

I think we’re going to need a bigger couch.

I’m going to have to have a bigger computer.

Love this one. (and it meshes well with Doonesbury today) I too long for a day of real news, not things blown up to be “crises” that are really nothing more than ant hills, regular black ants, not fire ants!

GoComics strips need to be reproduced at a larger size.

i wonder if he would choke on limbaugh, savage, and that blowhard ilk…..radio is right.

I predict Ekert is going to explode and then there will be two Ekerts. The need is overwhelming!

He would FEAST on the LA Times and esseff chron.

Once the Ekert encounters talk radio, he’s going to be more like a whale than an elephant.

Ekert appears to be of Indian origin, African Elephants ought to have bigger ears.

At last! A solution for all the doom and gloom exaggerated stories in the liberal media about climate change.

Try this, Etnier:

http://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/19bf8e107827012d63ec00163e41dd5b?mime=gif

So which truths did the reporter tell?

What would it take to sic him on Mad-Dog Keith Olbermann?

Sorry but we have now reached logical fallacy. First Ekert had to be released in order to work; Two, he is now able to effect TV from a non-personal contact as shown in Panel 4; Three he is now too large to exit through any doorway or window. Logical conclusion: We are going to have to learn to love a ‘Good’ Danae and Joe is going to have to buy a replacement house, this one is doomed!

Honesty and integrity are nearly extinct.

Then there is the RABID DOG Andrew Breitbart whose lies via vicious editing, turns a splendid story of honest reconciliation into a libelous truth killing story of “reverse” racism.

http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/s/shirley_sherrod/index.html?inline=nyt-per

The sickest commentary almost always comes FROM THE RIGHT!!!

The myth of the “liberal media” is another curious and maddening example of how the bigger the lie the more the belief.

See Machiavelli’s “The Prince.”

Sorry guys. I’m a liberal and I realize that Obermann can fake outrage with the worst of the rabble rousers.

Katie, get off the couch quickly before Ekert gets bigger and bigger; otherwise, it will squeeze you flat like a piece of paper. Ooh my! Ekert, the white biggest elephant-fairy! Sometimes, Ekert will be exploded.

Ekert came to my house right before she asked

DOES THIS SPANDEX MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

the Oregonian???? Olberman shows outrage, but at least gets a few facts in his COMMENTARY- which doesn’t pretend to be “news”.

It isn’t just on the TV, but on the street as well. The sad fact is that poor Ekert will soon undoubtedly over-eat on the opportunities and explode like a pinata!

OMG!—Ekert needs to be neutralized before honesty and integrity destroy everything we have built!

Send the Ekert to the Middle East ASAP. The Israelis & Palestinians are at it AGAIN

Joe’s in trouble with his on-line news program.

Doesn’t anyone wonder how he got back to Danae’s house? Hmm?

Doesn’t anyone wonder how he got back to Danae’s house? Hmm?