Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 19, 2016

Where’s my Pepper-Spray…?

If Schroeder played a pipe organ as big as the one in the Salt Lake City LDS Conference Center, Lucy would have a hard time kicking it over.

Reminds me of my sister.

That was uncall for.

This is the moment when something inside Schroeder broke and he developed into a troubled person. His life story was later adapted for the screen in the movie “A Clockwork Orange”.

Ah, that All-Wonderful alpha female high!

“I HATE YOUR PIANO!”

By kicking the piano Lucy, you furthered the gap between you and Schroeder. You will learn from this mistake.

That’s going to get Schroeder’s attention.

…and she didn’t even hurt her foot!

Now that’s what you call a moving piece of music!

What a BRAT!

how DARE she kick away schroeder’s piano!!!! That’s like kickin’ my keyboard!

I like Lucy, she is annoying but still there is some charm to her. She is basically a little kid.

I say, good for Lucy!! Think of all the times that Lucy has bent over backwards trying to be nice to Schroeder, only to be met with a caddish insult or complete disdain. How about when she did some research on the life of Beethoven and listened to some of his music and rang Schroeder to tell him all about it, only to be told that it is not “proper” for a girl to call a boy on the telephone? Even Charlie Brown once irritatedly told Schroeder that he is forever insulting Lucy. So, I’m really glad that Lucy kicked his piano.

Schroeder, just go kick her Psychiatric Help booth. It doesn’t look all that sturdy.

Women always focus thier hate on anything you do without them. They hate when you drink beer and go to the pole dancing bar, or even when you work on your car. I never could understand it.