If Marx were living todayHe’d be rolling around in his graveAnd if I had him here in my mansion on the hillI’d tell him a story t’would give his old heart a chillIt’s something that happened to me..
I’d say, Karl I recently stumbledInto a new familyWith two little children in schoolWhere all little children should beI went to the orientationAll the young mommies were thereKarl, you never have seen such a glorious sightAs these beautiful women arrayed for the nightJust like countesses, empresses, movie stars and queensAnd they’d come there with men much like meFroggish men, unpleasant to seeWere you to kiss one, KarlNary a prince would there be.
Also, Randy Newman’s “Only a Girl”:
She waits on tablesWorks in a bankVolunteers at the zooYou can tell she ain’t lazyBut she is very youngThat’s why I called you
Now that you’ve seen her, what do you think?Uh-huhYeah
Love is blindAnd deaf as wellBut I love this girlCan’t you tell?She’s only a girlAnd she loves me
Why would someoneBeautiful as sheLove someone old like meMaybe it’s the money…
Barney may be one of those characters, like Charlie Brown or Peter Otterloop (Sr.), who has hair enough, but it’s scalp-colored. Those few hairs we see might just be the unmanageable ones.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
DOC Who’s name is the patent for NUC COFFE in?
thad.humphries almost 14 years ago
“To succeed with the ladies, a young man must have three things–money, good looks, and a sense of humor, IN THAT ORDER!” –Fractured Faerie Tales
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Old “Bizarro” cartoon. Old man and young woman at a table in a fancy restaurant, holding hands and gazing lovingly into each others’ eyes:
Old man: “Would you love me if I weren’t rich?”
Young woman: “Would you love me if I weren’t beautiful?”
Diner at next table: “Would you excuse me if I threw up?”
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
From Randy Newman’s “The World Isn’t Fair”:
If Marx were living today He’d be rolling around in his grave And if I had him here in my mansion on the hill I’d tell him a story t’would give his old heart a chill It’s something that happened to me..
I’d say, Karl I recently stumbled Into a new family With two little children in school Where all little children should be I went to the orientation All the young mommies were there Karl, you never have seen such a glorious sight As these beautiful women arrayed for the night Just like countesses, empresses, movie stars and queens And they’d come there with men much like me Froggish men, unpleasant to see Were you to kiss one, Karl Nary a prince would there be.
Also, Randy Newman’s “Only a Girl”:
She waits on tables Works in a bank Volunteers at the zoo You can tell she ain’t lazy But she is very young That’s why I called you
Now that you’ve seen her, what do you think? Uh-huh Yeah
Love is blind And deaf as well But I love this girl Can’t you tell? She’s only a girl And she loves me
Why would someone Beautiful as she Love someone old like me Maybe it’s the money…
Jeez, I never thought of that…
God dammit …
Dirty Dragon almost 14 years ago
It was nice of Clyde not to mention Barney’s baldness.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Barney may be one of those characters, like Charlie Brown or Peter Otterloop (Sr.), who has hair enough, but it’s scalp-colored. Those few hairs we see might just be the unmanageable ones.
jpozenel almost 14 years ago
She probably decided to marry him rather than some dirty, penniless, homeless bum.
ottod Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Women love men, not because the men have a sense of humor, but because the women do. At least that’s what my wife says.
Ushindi almost 14 years ago
I just got back from the mountains - something is missing…
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Ushindi, that “something” filled a much-needed gap.