Gina: See, Mitzi? When this strip is green, you know the sandwich bag is properly sealed. Eno: See, fang? when the pork chop turns green, you know that the sandwich bag isn't properly sealed.
Oscar Madison: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
Murray: What’s the green?
Oscar Madison: It’s either very new cheese or very old meat.
Actually, nab, Eno leaves the chops out on the counter so he doesn’t have to waste time searching his fridge for leftovers. Green only takes about 2.5 days.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
Perfectly aged for Fang!
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
Fang’s back drinking today.
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
Oscar Madison: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want? Murray: What’s the green? Oscar Madison: It’s either very new cheese or very old meat.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I remember when those bags came out.Twirl em and use the twist tie. We had a better solution with wax paper, eat it the next day!
RequiemAdInfernum almost 14 years ago
Mitzi’s face basically looks like it says: ‘That is the most amazing thing ever’. Or ‘That is the most terrifying thing ever’.
Creniere almost 14 years ago
And they say red meat is bad for you. I say green meat is bad for you. HA!
poohbear8192 almost 14 years ago
Actually, nab, Eno leaves the chops out on the counter so he doesn’t have to waste time searching his fridge for leftovers. Green only takes about 2.5 days.
worldisacomic almost 14 years ago
Pork? no longer the other white meat!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
How long has that carton of eggs been in your fridge? If they’ve gone green too, call Sam-I-Am. He’ll love it!
pierreandnicole almost 14 years ago
Lewreader - great cat icon!!!!
bald almost 14 years ago
i had some sweet & sour chicken in a container that looked like the pork chop , my dog wouldn’t even smell it