Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 15, 2015
December 14, 2015
December 16, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: We're the only ones who don't have Christmas lights outside. Man: That's because we celebrate the real meaning of the season. Woman: And here I thought it was because you're afraid to get up on the ladder. Man: Let the neighbors follow the wrong path. I stand firm. Just not on a ladder.
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Farside99 over 8 years ago
Probably found himself hanging upside down with Christmas lights tangled around one leg last Christmas.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
That’s the spirit ! Save money, Grinch.
cdward over 8 years ago
She wants lights? She can put them up.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I got 2 of those Star Burst laser things. 5-10 minutes, the front of the house is lit. 2 caveats, one if your near an airport point them down, there have been problems. And try not to light your neighbor’s house. They have a large spread and some stray dots may hit your neighbor. Move it closer.
PoodleGroomer over 8 years ago
My wife is still complaining about the 4wd diesel 60’ manlift in the driveway, but it beats hauling a ladder to clean the gutters and hang christmas lights.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Ladders are dangerous and guarantee bad luck! I walked under one once and got paint spilled all over my head and shoulders…
hippogriff over 8 years ago
neverenoughgold“head and shoulders”? But did it clear up your dandruff?
grossvatter over 8 years ago
I would laff but its to close to home.I stopped going on ladders a few months agoGround level is good enough!!Merry Christmas!!!