Close to Home by John McPherson for December 04, 2015

but he got a great deal on a slightly used front bumper.

I had a classmate who failed his first driving test before it began when he backed the car over the DPS trooper who was coming to get into the car. This same guy failed his second attempt when he ran a red light during the test.

But I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

I knew a boy in high school who deliberately tried to run over a cat during his driving test. Of course he failed.

MissScarletYou mean if he had succeeded, he would have passed?

Again?We even bribed the test this time!