Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 14, 2015

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    kdizzle  over 8 years ago

    Ummm I think Sign Man may have a problem.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 8 years ago

    Fist Pump clan has completely taken over the bleachers in P1.

    Most of the helmets have an M on either side. Tru’s in P1 and #76 in P2 appear to have an S. It’s not for captain. Maybe it’s for stupid, like this storyline.

    The former State Champion seniors celebrate their 3rd and final win of their senior season in P2.

    Dora, partying like it’s 1969 with the high school kids. Now that’s reality. Sorry to step on your turf Mr. Reality.

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    Ravenswing  over 8 years ago

    Yeah, headline anywhere other than in Milford: “STATE CHAMPS STAGGER TO END OF RUINOUS SEASON.”

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    Mr Reality  over 8 years ago

    In all reality , no apologies needed Brown Starfish but the Tru e reality is that Basketball is starting , Holly will have a tearful parting with Gil and Marty , and the Thorp kids won’t wish us Merry Christmas .

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    Lukebunkin   over 8 years ago

    All this is fine and good, but I really need to know if Linemen are cool?MI

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    bearwku82  over 8 years ago

    We can anticipate next Fall the Darwin brothers will be as dominate as the Troys, Omari & Costello. With inexperience at QB, Max Ortiz will gripe like Dez Bryant…..In P1, Does that sign say Go Marty?

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    chujusmith  over 8 years ago

    Well of course the reality star is celebrating. She finally finished the Shakespeare unit and the class is moving on to Dickens. Who wouldn’t be excited?

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    miffedmax  over 8 years ago

    In P3, one student alertly points to a UFO as the aliens return to Milford.

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    chiphilton  over 8 years ago

    Milford’s up 34-7 at halftime and True stays in the game to throw for 413 yards? Gil must have really run up the score on this one.

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    twainreader  over 8 years ago

    @Gilfan79 – glad to hear it. When Tru went down, I thought it scared the Dickens out of them.

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    twainreader  over 8 years ago

    @Tcar: speaking of the season, maybe she has that expression in P-3 because someone’s decking the halls with her bows er baughs

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    twainreader  over 8 years ago

    Can anyone tell me why there’s a Saturn 5 rocket to the right in P-1?

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    RayNDeere  over 8 years ago

    Gee, after the anti-climatic end to the football season drama, what do Rub-Ham have in store for us for basketball:

    A Chipolte-like bacteria breakout at the local food place sickens half the basketball team and forces Gil to use True and forge the paper work to get Mop another year of eligibility?

    Moon and Dora finally hitting it off, only to have Mayne doctor the tape to show Gil and Dora getting cozy, causing an embarrassing moment at a Mudlarks game?

    Two mysterious young people showing up in Milford quietly looking to sabotage Gil and Mimi with one of the youngsters muttering “Send us to a sweat shop, will you?” as they put weed killer all over the Thorps’ lawn?

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    cuttersjock  over 8 years ago

    Please note the lack of shower technique has lead to this unsatisfactory season. Let’s hope Gil and Kaz can bring out the magic loofa once again when the cagers start!

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    Pappaw57  over 8 years ago

    Actually, she’s celebrating that her e.p.t was negative … at this rate, the other party will be identified in July …. 2018

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    Mopman  over 8 years ago

    Wow Gil, what happened to winning with class? Does he realize the playoffs aren’t determined by a poll, but by record? But at least Dora’s been saved! She’s cheering for the win, which means she’s no longer evil. Although she went to all the other games, so…this doesn’t mean squat. And speaking of squat, you may need to squat when you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.Okay, I have no idea what that means. I just wanted to reuse the word squat.

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