The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 17, 2015

Arnie is just a little too horny.

Is that Charlie Sheen?

Looks like Arnie is getting ready for the Mace’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. But he should know that it isn’t Safe Sax if it has two kinds of Mace. If I were him I’d be worried about getting a Sax Transmitted Disease.

Can’t bare-it-tone.

Of course it’s safe, it’s only phone sax.

Well Bruno, how about a banjo & bagpipe marching band?That would certainly change all race bets!

I bet he blows that thing without protection.

You better wrap dat reed man ,you don’t want a litter of kazoo’s do you ?

It’s Arnie’s dream to someday be known as Sgt. Pepper Spray.

The pitfall of too much sax, drugs & rock and roll.

Arnie does blow the competition away. And, he’s right, it’s not always wise to get too yakety about sax, especially in mixed company. Yakety Sax

But, how will he make it to Carnegie Hall if he doesn’t Practice, Practice, Practice?