Complement……complaint It’s all the same to her, she doesn’t know the difference,Burl hasn’t kissed her in years so he won’t know because his breath is the same. Ma doesn’t care what she uses because they are all the same, good until the next time you eat or drink something . Which for them is every 5 min. or so..
One of the things Verla really likes about hers is that it comes with a dispenser spout that helps get it to those pesky bath teeth where yesterday’s food bits hide. That’s all very fine, but I fear Verla has mistaken a feminine hygiene product for mouthwash. Not surprising, since she also mistook a feminine hygiene product for a boyfriend. .Ma’s generic smells vaguely of turpentine, which is a considerable improvement over her natural oral miasma. Ma will completely miss Burl’s snide reference to how she smells. She knows she would never waste money on a name brand cologne…………. by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph.
MEANWHILE……….on an “up” note, if she can get her breath to smell better than the REST of her likely does, then what’s not to like……oh. yeh, riiiiiiight: the REST of her!!
@crabbearCrabby, you poor pathetic thing! Looks like all these micro aggressions are really taking a toll on you. Perhaps you need to go to a “safe space” where you can talk about your feelings. I know just the place!
I think the best tasting mouthwash I ever had was Flourigard. You don’t find that one any more. But now that I’m an adult, I really don’t need the fluoride. My enamel is as hard as it will ever get, though if I did find it, I’d use it. Now I just use antiseptic mouthwash twice a day.
MotherOfMoses over 8 years ago
“Nice breath, what mouthwash is that?”That’s kinda awkward.
crabbear over 8 years ago
AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH As usual!!!!!!
Loves life over 8 years ago
Complement……complaint It’s all the same to her, she doesn’t know the difference,Burl hasn’t kissed her in years so he won’t know because his breath is the same. Ma doesn’t care what she uses because they are all the same, good until the next time you eat or drink something . Which for them is every 5 min. or so..
Loves life over 8 years ago
Oh that’s Verl.. Sorry but the same goes for her. Jerry may like the Kiss kind . I don’t know.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
One of the things Verla really likes about hers is that it comes with a dispenser spout that helps get it to those pesky bath teeth where yesterday’s food bits hide. That’s all very fine, but I fear Verla has mistaken a feminine hygiene product for mouthwash. Not surprising, since she also mistook a feminine hygiene product for a boyfriend. .Ma’s generic smells vaguely of turpentine, which is a considerable improvement over her natural oral miasma. Ma will completely miss Burl’s snide reference to how she smells. She knows she would never waste money on a name brand cologne…………. by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph.
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sistern is good for dog-breath too.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Ralph” mouthwash!! “Sistern” mouthwash! And a whole dollar difference, wow! Good strip.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 8 years ago
MEANWHILE……….on an “up” note, if she can get her breath to smell better than the REST of her likely does, then what’s not to like……oh. yeh, riiiiiiight: the REST of her!!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh, and Burl’s an ass………..
Houndhollerer over 8 years ago
@crabbearCrabby, you poor pathetic thing! Looks like all these micro aggressions are really taking a toll on you. Perhaps you need to go to a “safe space” where you can talk about your feelings. I know just the place!
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
I think the best tasting mouthwash I ever had was Flourigard. You don’t find that one any more. But now that I’m an adult, I really don’t need the fluoride. My enamel is as hard as it will ever get, though if I did find it, I’d use it. Now I just use antiseptic mouthwash twice a day.
InTraining over 8 years ago
Looks like "Kiss & Cough will be "replacing “RID-X” in the Penny medicine cabinet….! ! !