The Knight Life by Keith Knight for November 15, 2015
November 14, 2015
November 16, 2015
Transcript:
More idioms butchered by the wifey!! KN: Listen: every silver lining has a cloud around it!! You shouldnt take anything for granite!! A rolling stone gathers no moths!! we'll burn that brideg when we come to it!! Never lif a gift horse in the house!! My husbands work is known for its self defecating humor!!
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Self-defecating. Sure, why not?
brooklyn51 over 8 years ago
I prefer to outsource my defecating.
Bittermelon of Truth over 8 years ago
Did she say that his strip is crap? That honor goes to Stephan Pastis.
TIMH over 8 years ago
He who shits himself is a self-made man.
Sky_Shachaq over 8 years ago
My Wife butchers an idiom. She says ’’That’s bridge under the water."
K M over 8 years ago
I’ve heard some pretty self-defecating humor in my life. But “We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it” has long been one of my favorite mangled idioms. Been using it for decades.
steverinoCT over 8 years ago
My wife just mangles names, like TV shows: “The Andy Griffen Show”, “Steinfeld”; and she likes that new show starring that guy from “Home Improvements”… you know, Tim the Tailor. And, thanks to “Mary Poppins” and Dick Van Dyke, Santa comes down the “chimeny”.
musicalmelody821 over 8 years ago
My Brazilian neighbor next door gets her “ee” and “I” sounds confused. She’ll say bitch instead of beach and s**t instead of sheet!