Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for October 11, 2015

I think Hobbes would be an improvement on the field.

Hobbes? Nah. Can I vote Calvin as a write-in instead?

Can’t trust these political news releases. Would Bill and Opus really stand up for ’two spaces," or is this just yet another empty campaign promise?

What about Bernie? He’s the hard-Left Liberal that Progressives deluded themselves into thinking Obama was back in 2008.

Papoon for President! He’s “Not Insane.”

That hairball cannon vehicle would have been right at home in Mad Max.

If you want to mock the candidates, fine – it’s your job, I get it. However, can we do a TAD better research on Dr. Carson? (P.S. – I can live with flinging boogers…)

Oh, woe is me. For nigh onto a half century, I have been ignorantly, and illiterally omitting the important Second Space after a period (or full stop, if your mind works that way.) Never knowing that my life was blighted and mis-guided because of my ignorance of the Second Space.I flunked out of college, was denied promotions at work, was never successful with wopersons, had ingrown toenails and dandruff, (until I lost all my hair), Alas and alack, it is too late for me! I call on all Second Grade Teachers to please, oh, please, I beg thee, teach Second Graders the second space rule. Oh, Miss Jones, how you failed me!

Heyyyy, where’s Llewellyn?

you got my vote, Now that’s change i can believe in

Absolutely Insanely sane, & relevant.

Hillary Clinton a “Wildcard Outsider?” She’s more of an insider than anyone else running from either party…a vote for her is a vote for business as usual. No wonder they call these “the funnies.”

Bill the Cat is an improvement on the field.

Is Hillary a yes or no?

Opus and Bill just received their first big celebrity endorsement, Mel Gibson. No surprise there. Mel has always been an Opus Dei fanboy.

I wish the writers of ‘About Bloom County 2015’ would follow the two-space rule.Funny, even the ‘comments’ section autospell turns a double space to a single space.

Just wondering. Who’s driving?

Dr. Carson separated conjoined twins.Trump and Clinton are conjoined twins politically.

I’d prefer Bill and Opus to all but the last two. Dr. Carson is acceptable, but Hobbs is probably the best candidate on the list!

but that’s not a Fiat.

Start over…

If not Bernie, we’re doomed. I wouldn’t be surprised if he follows the 2-space rule.