I don’t want to be gutted and carved either, but if I am, I get to go to Heaven and shine with my own inner— Wait, does this mean God is really growing people to be food and decorations?
For the Best Commentary on that, read:. Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert A. Heinlein.It asks the Age Old Question: What would you do if you Arrived in Heaven and your Eternal Love not only Wasn’t There, but you couldn’t find her in Hell, Either?.
Observer fo Irony over 8 years ago
Somethings were never meant to be part of a self-destructive cult.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
A pumpkin is meant to be a pumpkin. It is the Order of the Universe, young dissident!
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
I don’t want to be gutted and carved either, but if I am, I get to go to Heaven and shine with my own inner— Wait, does this mean God is really growing people to be food and decorations?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago
Destined for the Farbuk’s pumpkin spice factory.
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
For the Best Commentary on that, read:. Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert A. Heinlein.It asks the Age Old Question: What would you do if you Arrived in Heaven and your Eternal Love not only Wasn’t There, but you couldn’t find her in Hell, Either?.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s people!!! Pumpkin spice is made from people!!!!
prrdh over 8 years ago
Why complain, with all that pumpkin to eat?
bmonk over 8 years ago
Still, better to carve pumpkins than the original vegetable: turnips!