Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 24, 2015

I have a support group for that. Well, more of a get together. We meet on Tuesdays. Actually, we just sit around and look at boobies on the computer.

I thought it was just to avoid fights over who gets to use the arm rest

I hope you got married in Kentucky…

I fell asleep during the movie and he kept jabbing me asking “you okay, you okay?” while pulling my face toward his to make out with me…

I say let them speak for themselves.

Can anyone think of a vibrating cell phone joke?

There is nothing at all funny about a cartoon showing 2 members of the same sex “married”.

I’m GLAD that Bob left an empty seat between them. Two might be even better, ‘cause it looks like Bob is a ’loud popcorn eater’.

I don’t think he was altar boy.

Only when I don’t like my clothes, then I’m a really cross dresser.

I like it too. First joke I’ve seen in the comics about same-sex marriage, and it’s not insulting. Though actually, the joke is more about ingrained homophobia than same-sex marriage.

Well we know which one’s the wife

Um . . . neither?