B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 25, 2015

Clearly he’s not a Looney Tunes fan.

Cecil Turtle

I have never seen one of those either.

Jet-powered tortoise? Bye bye, birdie.

It’s Gamera!

JATO-Assisted Tortoise – myth busted!

I picked up a tortoise once because it was in the middle of the street, and it jet powered some really stinky liquid on me…

I still haven’t seen a jet powered tortoise.

…still haven’t

Wanta see it again?

There will probably be someone on utube trying to do this now….

It’s so fast I’m not sure one CAN see it.

I’ll say this. The Dookey Bird sure has some strong toes!

What?…What?…Nobody posted a real photo of a tortoise with rockets strapped to its back?…Beviek..Suzannne?…anyone(I don’t know how to do it)

…and I still haven’t!

Remember – Total Lunar Eclipse in USA this weekend…

But no rocket powered tortoise!

Well, guess what…

Ah, whining about a comment you don’t have to read isn’t about the comic either. Just sayin’….

I prefer a Cobra Jet, or maybe the Super Cobra Jet.

good one boldyuma !

Look panel two in slow motion