B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 24, 2015

What happened to Swami : a bad headache or the result of a dissatisfied previous client?

@Bruno Zeigerts I posted in reply to your question yesterday.

I do think drowning would be a better way to go

Reality check: Actually, sharks don’t have the type of teeth to masticate. From large creatures, they rip off chunks and swallow. Small creatures, they swallow whole. Their type of dentition is very interesting. Did you ever handle a shark’s tooth (not when attached to the shark, of course.) The design is cruel and effective for its purpose.

Where is the Box Jellyfish when you need it.

Well, at least he won’t go blind…

I don’t have a date tonight … I guess I’ll have to stay home and masticate.

Are there any Photoshop buffs here? I’m wondering how to achieve the texture effect on the rocks, the colour has a pattern to it when zoomed in. Any pointers/links gratefully received!

I was told that you shouldn’t masticate in public.

That can be a little messy.

Shouldn’t that swami be way down upon the river?

think you guys confused “masticate” with “menstruate.” vocabulary can be tough

I wasn’t confused! I knew exactly what I was referring to…