The map is not written in English, i don’t know what it is.
But hey, the plane’s navigational equipments can do the trick. Well, it is off-course most of the time. So the automatic guidance system does the job and make the necessary corrections towards its destination.. A place that we might call destiny.. because taking off and landing safely is in the hands of our competent pilots and the rest of the crew, along with everyone else on the ground at the watch tower and all the rest of the airport personnels. Making sure that everyone else’s flight onboard is a unique experience to behold..
Ladies and gentlemen,
This is your Captain speaking, we seemed to be having a small problem. A few snakes and tarantulas seemed to have escaped from the plane’s baggage compartments.
We’re not sure of what actually happened in their cages. Do not panic, the situation is under control. We will deal with it as soon as possible, Meanwhile there are videos on board that you can all relax to and enjoy..
The Duke 1 almost 14 years ago
Not a good sign!
ladywolf17 almost 14 years ago
So do we get a free flight discount if the captain messes up.
parethed almost 14 years ago
Don’t they have GPS in those things?
crazyasabull almost 14 years ago
Not only do they have GPS but they have autopilot - the only thing the pilot really has to do is take off and land…
joseph_allen2020 almost 14 years ago
The map is not written in English, i don’t know what it is. But hey, the plane’s navigational equipments can do the trick. Well, it is off-course most of the time. So the automatic guidance system does the job and make the necessary corrections towards its destination.. A place that we might call destiny.. because taking off and landing safely is in the hands of our competent pilots and the rest of the crew, along with everyone else on the ground at the watch tower and all the rest of the airport personnels. Making sure that everyone else’s flight onboard is a unique experience to behold..
Ladies and gentlemen, This is your Captain speaking, we seemed to be having a small problem. A few snakes and tarantulas seemed to have escaped from the plane’s baggage compartments. We’re not sure of what actually happened in their cages. Do not panic, the situation is under control. We will deal with it as soon as possible, Meanwhile there are videos on board that you can all relax to and enjoy..
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
Oh darn!
Jml58 almost 14 years ago
And enjoy your fish.
Superfrog almost 14 years ago
Just stop and ask for direction from a local.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
as long as he doesn’t ask ‘does anyone know how to land a plan?”
as the old pilot said, ” I would rather be on the ground wishing I were up in the air, than in the air wishing I were on the ground’
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago
snakes! …. why does it always have to be snakes?
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
Hey Ziggy, need to get away?
Iwa Iniki almost 14 years ago
Aa map of the skies or a map of the ground?
xsintricks almost 14 years ago
I think Ziggy is better off walking to his destinations,
benbrilling almost 14 years ago
Stop the plane. I’m getting off!
battycomic Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Not good.
DrMoses almost 14 years ago
Just let a female flight stewardess fly the plane. She will get you where you need to go without a map!
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
Where up in the air can’t abort oh no please hope the bathroom works and don’t have to pay.
bmel4185 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I certainly hope they aren’t LOST!
DavidAo almost 14 years ago
Do they make maps for airplanes?
Brother_James437 almost 14 years ago
This iis your captain speaking.. There’s no reason to panic, but does anyone know how to land this plane