La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 26, 2015

WWJS? (Who Would Jesus Shoot?)

“It only shoots infidels!” is the claim by those who do not recall the full history of the Crusades.

What’s the verse? “Jesus wept.”?

it’s too bad Christians don’t know anything about who they worship. Christ was a total liberal hippy. He decried violence, fed the poor, told us to obey our government and pay our taxes, practiced socialism regularly, cured poor people and dindn’t charge them, etc.. Yet American Christians picture him as a gun totiing, vengeful, greedy Republican…just llke them.

Heh, ironically, Jesus is very similar to todays politicians, because he may have said he wasnt going to disturb jewish tradition, but in reality, he literally obliterated every old testament law, and replaced them with two new ones: “Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength, and mind, and love your neighbor as your self, for this sums up the law and the prophets”

But Jesus wants you to have a gun¨Luke 22:46 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.