Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 14, 2015
September 13, 2015
September 15, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Wait here, heathen. Narrator: Land sakes! Rip has been captured while trying to rescue a pal from rogue amish hoodlums! Woman: Psst! Rip, it's Cobra I've planned an escape for MadDog Ironguts... all you need to do is keep those goons busy while I work my magic. Voice: Let the prisoner enter the arena of your death, Rip Haywire! Rip Haywire: I'm touched, they named the arena after me. Woman: You're touched, all right.
LordDogmore over 8 years ago
He’s “touched all right”Honey, YOU’RE the one running around in the cow costume.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Let’s hope no one “steers” Cobra in the wrong direction.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 8 years ago
Hope I’m finally going to see Rip hit someone…or something!
CYGNUS X1 over 8 years ago
Watch out Cobra its almost time for that second milking of herd.
nerdhoof over 8 years ago
For a second I thought Cobra wasn’t the only one disguised as a cow, because their noses looked like faces.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
When Rip is done doing his thing, they will indeed name the arena after him.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Would you prefer he smell like boysenberry?
stuartj12 over 8 years ago
Rogue Amish? This is clearly an alternate universe.